You’ll find sexy stepbrothers who just can’t control themselves. Now you can get up to 83% off with a Brother Crush discount to see just how hot this taboo subject really can be. Then I discovered Brother Crush and realized the breeders might actually be onto something here. I’m not going to lie, I thought it was weird. And trust me, I’m not seeking out straight porn, but it’s impossible not to notice that everyone seems to be watching stepmom and dad and sibling fuck videos.
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The (unfortunately named) Manly Prostitution mod opened up a world of Stardew gay gameplay that made me hard before I ever even got to see another character’s boner.I noticed a while ago the straights really like their stepcest and fauxcest porn. Stardew Valley, with some clever and artful mods, was also a place where male characters could have joyful, excited, and lucrative sex with one another! I was in love.Īnd then I discovered a new layer just below the surface of Stardew that leaned hard on the game world’s easygoing nature about same sex relationships – anyone can fall in love with, marry, and have children with almost anyone else. I began playing the game in earnest I consulted the elaborate Stardew Wiki, I planned and replanned my crop layouts and my courtships, eventually marrying Shane and moving in with him. The chaos and isolation of the pandemic, though, offered me a chance to revisit my obsession during all the time I now wouldn’t be going to the gym, meeting clients, or getting my hair cut (it’s almost 4 inches past my nips at this point – unreasonably long and I totally hate it). My handsome husband Shane, as drawn by Lupin Barnabi
Except I secretly downloaded it on my iPad and would check in sometimes on weekends when I could devote 7-8 hours to my farm without anyone being the wiser. I knew it was all or nothing for me, and I deleted the game from my phone, never to play again. One where you wind up forever bargaining with yourself about how much longer you could play before it was time to write that article, or go to bed, or wash yourself.Ī single game “day” seemed like a good marker for how much “longer” you were going to play, until you realized you’d made your “ one more day” pledge into three more days, for a total of 45 real life minutes.
Stardew Valley was a “one more day and then…” game. I immediately recognized it as the sort of game that would forever destroy any hopes for future productivity and normal sleeping. I was goaded into downloading Stardew Valley back in December of 2018, and promised it was far more compelling than it looked over the shoulder of my friend or in any of the trailers for the game. I’ve been playing Tiny Tower by NimbleBit for over seven years at this point and was in the top 20 on the global leaderboard for a few years (before the leaderboards were ultimately discontinued). Baby Games are usually cell phone or iPad games that don’t have a ton of depth, but still have a compelling or rewarding element for checking in or solving puzzles each day. But I almost always have (what my good friend calls) a “baby game” going on the side.